There are many things I like about living in an apartment. Compared to the dorms, there's almost nothing that's not an improvement. For example, I now can safely go barefoot in my shower. My desk is no longer under my bed. My makeup table and kitchen counter aren't the same surface.
Compared to my "real" home in Georgia, there's a lot to be desired: a fully-stocked refrigerator, Robby the Roomba, a porch. But the thing I miss most from my parents' house in Georgia is my dog.
My beloved Ollie has some good qualities. They're often very hard to find, but I promise, they exist. He's grumpy and kind of dumb and contrary, but he's my doggie and I love him.
Lately I've been missing him a lot, for one particular reason: he's got mad skills in the big-nasty-bug hunting area. To him, the only thing more exciting than roach hunting is getting two treats in one day. He has been known to reenact a particularly exciting killing twice, once for my mom and once for my dad. I'm not exaggerating. He literally reenacted the battle. (It was epic. You have no idea.)
Luckily, I don't have a roach problem in my apartment. If I did, I would cry. A lot. What I do have are ginormous crickets. (Ginormous is a real word now, did you hear?) Not cute little brown hopping crickets. These are giant, leap-over-tall-buildings-in-a-single-bound crickets. They're disgusting. And for some reason, I've been seeing a lot of them lately. I know it's silly, but I am terrified of crickets. They make my heart speed up and all I can think is Panic! Panic! Panic!
I have been extremely lucky in the last few days because every time I've seen one, someone manly has been around to squash it for me and only make fun of me a little bit. However, I am terrified of finding one while I'm alone. I hate those giant crickets, but I almost hate squashing them more. When you walk up to them, THEY JUMP. They might jump on me. And then when you throw the shoe at them, sometimes you miss. And they jump again.
But. If sweet little Ollie was here with me, I wouldn't have to worry. I would say "Ollie! A roach! A cricket! Ollie! A bug! Get it!" and boy howdy, would he get it. He would attack it and it would jump away and he would lose it and I would point him at it and he would attack it and it would DIE. And I would just pick up the nasty pieces and throw it away and say "Ollie you are such a good dog! Such a ferocious warrior!" and he would sleep in my bed and life would be perfect.