There is not a lot I won't do to get something for free. Actually, before you go getting ideas of me as some looney girl who ran off to college and lost her morals, let me tell you that was a statement intentionally exaggerated for effect.
Two summers ago I applied for over 20 jobs at various places around town and did not get called in for one interview. One night while making a frozen pizza to soothe my depressed, self-pitying soul, I entered the online sweepstakes on the back of the pizza box and won a hundred dollars. For serious! I just WON a hundred dollars! Well, it was actually a gift card. But it was a gift card to the Apple Store! That's serious business, people.
So I decided that since I was apparently unemployable but totally lucky, I would make sweepstakes my job that summer. And boy did I. I spent two hours every morning entering sweepstakes. I had a big complicated Excel spreadsheet keeping me organized. My grand total that summer:
- $100 giftcard to the Apple Store
- $20 giftcard to Toys R Us
- 1 package of Kryptonite Silly Putty
- $150 of scrapbooking goodies from scrapsupply.com
- 1 totally sweet tan from spending all summer by the pool and not working in some lame store
It turned out to be a pretty cool summer.
The point of all this is that I found this picture of me from last August with a giant plant that I got for free.
I went to the flower store and they said if I signed up for their customer rewards program I could have my pick of any of the plants on the wagon right there. I'm pretty sure all I heard was "blah blah blah free plant." So I signed up. And I took this glorious, gigantic, hot pink TWENTY DOLLAR PLANT home with me, even though there were some others that might have actually had a chance at living inside my cave of an apartment. And then I had Chris take a picture so I could show Mom my sweet spoils.