You all know how I feel about my garden by now. It's little and fairly average, but I am so proud of it, and quite in love with it. Its main features are a big pot of chives, and two pots of basil, all grown from seed. I also have a small handful of succulents.
This one (in the center) in particular, despite its unimpressive appearance in this picture, was particularly magnificent. It had grown up quite nicely since this photo, where I had recently given it a serious pruning. It was so big and had some really lovely shades of purple. Not to mention the pot it was in. That pot was starting to develop a subtle patina that I'd really grown quite fond of, and its shape was different from your standard terra cotta pot. I thought it was really pretty.
So I was extremely upset when I walked out on the balcony to see Oscar with one big stupid paw in my chives. As I yelled at him, he panicked and flailed wildly. Knocking over that magnificent succulent and smashing its pot.
My poor pot. Thankfully the plant made out all right. Lots of leaves and stems broke, but its root ball was intact and I quickly repotted it, although its new home is not quite as lovely as its old one. And the plant itself is certainly not as impressive, though I'm sure in a few months it will be back to its awesome self. (Of course that didn't make me any less upset!) The pot is obviously ruined. I was moping around the apartment alternating between moaning about "the patinaaaaa" and yelling at the cat, and all Chris could say was WHAT IS A PATINA?
Amidst my considerable distress about the patina, I didn't even check on the chives. A bit later I went out to clean up all the dirt and I saw it:
MY CHIVES WERE MOWED. It appears before I scared him off that rotten little hairball discovered he had a taste for chives so he just helped his frickin self. Ten inches of herby green potential, three months of impatient watering and monitoring, all reduced to mini Chia hats.
I won't lie to you: I cried. (My family is not surprised in the least by that admission.) I couldn't look at Oscar until the next morning. My laments about the pot were replaced by pathetic eulogies for the chives.
It took several days, but I have made up with my cat and accepted my horticultural losses. I suppose the nice thing about gardening is that there's always next year. BUT STILL. Those chives.